I'm sorry ladies

I read this bulletin on a friends myspace and really think it should have a place here:




To all the girls who look past the nice guys:

I'm sorry that I bought you Flowers to tell you that I enjoy you.

I'm sorry that I was raised with respect enough not to sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy".

I'm sorry that I am genuine- not an asshole.

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy.

I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date.

I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and I didn't get mad at you for
puking in my car; but when we went out, you went home with another guy.

I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your “new man” hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry if I start not being there to be used as a doormat, only to be thrown to the side when a new asshole comes around.I'm sorry that you can't realize that I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care.

I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am.

I'm sorry I cant ever do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're bitching, maybe look up to see who you're bitching to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right there for you!